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heatherbat: sealcat: no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:00:28 -0500

sealcat:

no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by I literally am the worst

just never go out in public with me, period. i’m probably in my pjs and those are probably dirty and i have no filter and no impulse control and i don’t know how to social appropriately so i sort of come across like some zany sitcom supporting character except everyone is staring at YOU cause you’re with the whackjob.

i, personally, am perfectly happy with this. a lot of people aren’t. :P

Truth. I’ve been out in public with him and this was definitely what it was like. One of my fondest memories. :D

theuncannymzstella: elyshatheriddell: bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:12:56 -0500

theuncannymzstella:

elyshatheriddell:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

Mold making at its finest.

I need me some penis popsicles

Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:48:59 -0500

cumaeansibyl: lumos5000: ellitrioh: wesley-crusher: sciencein...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:48:48 -0500

cumaeansibyl:

lumos5000:

ellitrioh:

wesley-crusher:

scienceing:

An exotic creature from an alien world.

For every person to join the Trek fandom, there comes a time at which they are introduced to the Star Trek Unicorn Dog.

It’s never too late.

In which the entire crew cuddles this creature which is Totally Not A Dog for most of the episode

Oh god… and I thought Doctor Who was weird

hey we just watched that episode! I bet all the actors were like “I wanna hold the dog too, you gotta let me hold the dog”

it seemed like a really nice dog

Somehow, I missed this episode.

"Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:33:21 -0500

“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.”

- - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)

cokekitty: OpenDyslexic is a free-to-use font that is designed...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:31:40 -0500

cokekitty:

OpenDyslexic is a free-to-use font that is designed to help those with dyslexia read better. The text is weighted, having a heavier bottom, which is thought to increase readability for dyslexic people. You can download it for free here.

I don’t have dyslexia myself, but in the event any of my followers do, I thought I’d share. Maybe it will help people.

nezua: It reveals so much about a person who imagines “social justice warrior” could ever be any...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:26:21 -0500

nezua:

It reveals so much about a person who imagines “social justice warrior” could ever be any kind of insult.

The plain and inevitable conclusion of this logic would be to exalt sociopathy.

(That means you’re showing your sociopathic tendencies, for those who need it spelled out.)

moderndayndnprincess: Fringe Rebecca Belmore...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:23:13 -0500

moderndayndnprincess:

Fringe

Rebecca Belmore (Anishnaabe)

Rebecca Belmore often uses the body to address violence against First Nations people, especially women. The woman in Fringe assumes the same reclining pose as the beautiful odalisques depicted by nineteenth- and twentieth-century European artists, but bears an ugly slash from shoulder to hip. The thin rivulets of blood that run from the gash are composed of small red beads, a detail that evokes both Belmore’s Anishinabe heritage and the trauma inflicted on indigenous peoples. Despite the graveness of the woman’s injury, Belmore’s Fringe is also about healing. The wound is not fatal; she has the strength to recover. But the scar will never disappear.

kanin-hale: su1c1d3blond3: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Bunny:...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:32:30 -0500

kanin-hale:

su1c1d3blond3:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Bunny: HUMAN LOOK

I HAVE MADE A FRIEND :D

i cant handle this cuteness

dear gods.

so-treu: nezua: hell yeah, moshdog and i love how the second...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:35:12 -0500

so-treu:

nezua:

hell yeah, moshdog

and i love how the second dog is like “……..*sigh.* y’all………do we have to do this right now……..”

"Trans men are MEN. Not special edition sparkly vampire fluffy unicorn womyn-space-compatible..."

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:38:37 -0500

“Trans men are MEN. Not special edition sparkly vampire fluffy unicorn womyn-space-compatible men-lite. It is utterly, utterly, utterly fucked up to even suggest that they should be allowed in womens’ spaces, especially at the expense of trans women.”

- freedominwickedness (via kiriamaya)

"The court is considering a challenge to a decision to award a patent to Myriad Genetics for..."

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:38:15 -0500

“The court is considering a challenge to a decision to award a patent to Myriad Genetics for isolating human genes that indicate a hereditary disposition to breast and ovarian cancer. Doctors and patients must use the diagnostic test that Myriad has developed, and others are restricted from research in that area. The patents are being challenged by organizations of physicians and researchers, geneticists, patients and others who say that the snippets of DNA are “products of nature” and may not be patented, even though the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has issued such patents for decades. The challengers were represented by Christopher A. Hansen of the American Civil Liberties Union. He told the court that Myriad did not deserve a patent because it did not invent anything. “The genes themselves . . . where they start and stop, what they do, what they are made of, and what happens when they go wrong are all decisions that were made by nature, not by Myriad,” Hansen said. “Now, Myriad deserves credit for having unlocked these secrets. Myriad does not deserve a patent for it.” The justices did not so much disagree with Hansen as they did worry about the consequences of not rewarding companies that invest so much money in genetic discoveries.”

- Supreme Court considers gene patents - Washington Post (via iinventedeverything)

popelizbet: janetmock: Just got the new issue of GOOD...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:14:29 -0500

popelizbet:

janetmock:

Just got the new issue of GOOD magazine, in which I’m recognized as part of the GOOD 100 2013, “our list of 100 individuals we should rally behind.”

Says GOOD: “The dazzling array that follows, curated from your submissions, consists of trailblazers and truth-tellers, defenders and disrupters, inventors and inciters, but they all share one basic trait: They are DOers.”

I’m part of the “disrupters” section.

hell yeah! this needs more notes. also hell yeah new janet mock book!

Go Janet!

esenablacaasi: someone-found-my-url: allaboardthepartyelk: faj...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:32:28 -0500

esenablacaasi:

someone-found-my-url:

allaboardthepartyelk:

fajeetas:

buggy-love:

midnattenswidunder:

theinturnet:

These cats have no fucking idea what is happening.

Oh my god.

Those poor cats and omg I can’t breathe at all.

this is 10% evil and 90% hilarious

HELP. I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I ENDED UP LAYING MY HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK AND DRIBBLING

sOMEBODY HALP!! ffS!

Reblogging for the gif in the comments. I feel kinda bad for these cats…

This is funny but also creepy. Poor kitties.

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:26:48 -0500

knittedlampshade: IS THAT A FUCKIN’ CAT PARTY OMG

Sat, 11 May 2013 06:40:34 -0500

knittedlampshade:

IS THAT A FUCKIN’ CAT PARTY OMG

heatherbat: doctorspockspaceman: littlemissmece: lady-tyrell: ...

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:26:52 -0500

heatherbat:

doctorspockspaceman:

littlemissmece:

lady-tyrell:

in case you ever forget how to spell curdled milk’s name i made a handy dandy chart

you can mix and match! (◠ ◡ ◠✿)

its funny because we all know who this is no matter what the combination is

this…….is so helpful when I need some quick combinations

just for the record, i honestly have no hate for this guy. i have no feels about him one way or another. i just really, really, really love finding a new name to call him every single time.

nothing tops liz’s cucumber wendigo tho.

nothing.

shinga-tumblr: heatherbat: sharroku: kaalashnikov: orangewave...

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:22:57 -0500

shinga-tumblr:

heatherbat:

sharroku:

kaalashnikov:

orangewave:

only one of his many possible forms

sweet christ

flings myself 34871298374092347902134798123 miles away

oh jesus christ, actual spitlaugh followed by hand slammed over my mouth.

CUCUMBER WENDIGO YOU MAGNIFICENT BEAST.

So this is Tumblr late at night.

I see… I see.

…

I should go to bed.

gadaboutgreen: commanderbishoujo: sourcedumal: 10 actual...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:23:06 -0500

gadaboutgreen:

commanderbishoujo:

sourcedumal:

10 actual Indian actors who could’ve played Khan Noonien Singh instead of Benedict Cumberbatch: Sendhil Ramamurthy, Naveen Andrews, Sacha Dhawan, Kal Penn, John Abraham, Hrithik Roshan, Akshay Kumar, Arjun Rampal, Aamir Khan, Kabir Bedi (who should’ve been the original Khan anyway)

LOOK AT ALL THESE GORGEOUS ASS MEN!

LOOK AT THEM!

I’ll take them over Curdled Milk Oppa ANYDAY

I’m here for Hrithik Roshan

Naveen Andrews doe. Naveen. motherfucking. Andrews. Doe.

Y HALO THAR!

seananmcguire: youngblackandvegan: disneyway1311: Click here...

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:44:18 -0500

seananmcguire:

youngblackandvegan:

disneyway1311:

Click here for source of photo

black princess supremacy

This is why we need all the princesses. EVERYBODY GETS THEIR PRINCESS.